Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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