How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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