it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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