i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
It was confusing and full of hummus
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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