What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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