if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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