hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Can you bring me the toilet please
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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