I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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