I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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