when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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