My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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