do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
operation have a gay friend backfired
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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