i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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