So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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