Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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