At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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