so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i drank out of a bidet.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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