I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
ugly people sure do ruin things
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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