thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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