i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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