Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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