Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(850): View more from Florida

best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko

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(630): View more from Illinois

seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.

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(903): View more from Texas

Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.

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