You work out of a Hotel?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest