so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
please don't ironically join a cult
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