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• (407): View more from Florida

  youre lurking in front of me

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• (510): View more from California

  I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Are you high?

  (510): View more from California

  No. That's why it's odd

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?

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• (949): View more from California

  I hate that we are older than the real world people now

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on

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  Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel

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