i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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