You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now