Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(240): View more from Maryland

I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.

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(310): View more from California

something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons

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(330): View more from Ohio

I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13

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(248): View more from Michigan

They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.

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