you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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