i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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