I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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