I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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