I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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