so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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