Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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