My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We’re leaving where are you
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