the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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