Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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