It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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