Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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