the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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