i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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