Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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