sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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