I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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