My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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