: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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