apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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