Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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