But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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