You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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