forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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