so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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