How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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