i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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