I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
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It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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