me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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