he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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