I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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