I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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